Reorganizing a closet this afternoon I found a binder full of the last page of some old Boy's Life magazines, the joke page, that one of my boys had collected years ago and thought; "Hot Damm! A treasure trove just perfect for this thread." But, upon examination I put it away. The material was just too sophisticated for this audience.
Please......remove that photo. It's etched in my mind and is causing me to feel ill just before the Dragon.
No kidding, thats the last thing I want to burn into my dome piece before I make the 1300 mile drive.
During the first day on the job as a Walmart greeter, my older cousin observed a lady cussing at and mistreating her two young boys as they came into the store. He said "Good Morning and welcome to Walmart! Are your kids twins?" The lady looked at him and said, "Hell no they aren't twins. One is nine and the other is seven! Are you blind or just stupid?" My cousin replied, "No... I'm neither blind or stupid. I just have a hard time believing someone could have slept with you twice!"
I was gifted an email that has to be shared. There will be eleven quotes starting with this one, the list titled: "If 50 shades of gray had been written by a man." The first: "At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."
Catching flies with honey isn't always the wisest thing to do as the White House is finding out but alas failing to realize.:frown2: Jason
#2: "'How do you feel about using toys in the bedroom?' she asked. 'Fine,' I said, 'But I can't see how we're going to fit a Scalextric in here!"
A bow to the authority: [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-nkLMWDUt4"]Mickey Gilley "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time" - YouTube[/ame]