Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Eschew obfuscation.
- Mark Twain

 

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are
genuine." - Theodore Roosevelt, December 11, 1909

 

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

 

Wherever you go..........there you are.

 

Hold my beer, and watch this ****...

 

Why is it that you always seem to find what you lost in the last place you think to look??

 

(Not a funny saying but) that is TRUE!

I lost a rattle snake head for 5 years once when I was a kid! Found it in plain sight on a shelf right above my bed when I went to repaint the room!

 

"Hey, y'all, I just found a green snake!"
"Better be careful, they can be as dangerous as a ripe one."

 

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

 

If there is a 50/50 chance that something can go wrong 90% of the time it will.

 

"We wish all users of Ford cars to know what they are entitled to."

Henry Ford - March 1935

 

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he'll sit in the boat drinking beer all day... :beer

 

I am a master chief, I can make anything with my Visa card.

 

Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug.

 

Friends don't let friends early apex.....

 

Some people see the glass as half full.
Some people see the glass as half empty.
I want to know who's been drinking out of my glass.

 

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it