Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Dave, where have you been...?

 

I have been working and M\A has been kind of slow.

I am bored not being able to talk crap on the F56 because people have thin skin.

I think I am going to take up hunting endangered species as a hobbie. :lol:

 

Endangered species.....like Barry?

 

No Tigers in Africa

 

:yikes: Spotted Owls taste great.:yesnod:

Jason

 

Speaking of hunting endangered species Dave, if you come to California to capture the last of the Delta Smelt (they were only able to find one of those little bastards) you'll be hailed as a hero to the farmers! Hell, I'll even by you dinner and a beer for saving us from the DC created political trauma to restore the unnecessary habitat for salmon, which ultimately results in raising the cost of food for us all.

OK, rant over.... Party on.

 

The last three 'Shades of Gray' quotes written by a man are kinda lame so here's a quote just received by a fellow MINI person:
"Being the smartest Bush is like being the tallest munchkin."

 

'Like' because there's no more Shades of Gray quotes or 'Like' because of the replacement quote?

 

:cornut: Well the smartest Bushes cannot run for chief Munchkin only the munchkins in the Socialist rabbit WARREN are tall enough for that.:yikes::yikes::yesnod::wink2

Jason
De Oppresso Libre

 

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

 

I'd wish no better for the armadillos though.

 

I will hunt anything with a explosives and full auto anything. :devil:

Oh that's right you are in Kalifornia land of "Fruits and Nuts" and I am not talking about granola. Your effed up state makes everything illegal for no reason and cant put out a forest fire with one of the worlds largest oceans to the West.

Sorry you are on your own. :lol::lol::lol:

 

I'm a bit surprised that Dave is holding back his true feelings on these matters. :biggrin5:

 

Yah, why such a dick Dave?

 

Think he's still trying to ditch the guilt/shame...

 

IF your aunt had balls...she would be your uncle.

 

If your nose runs and your feet smell the you're upside down.:lol:

Jason

 

Dig that ^^^

That's why I got rid of the first one and set the standard lower for the second one. :cornut: :lol:

 

Happiness = Reality / Expectations
A unity equation in that Happiness should equal 1.
When a second person becomes involved, the whole thing goes out the window.