It doesn't say how many servings per container or how many calories per serving. Things I gotta know before purchase.
A man bought himself a lie detecting robot that's programmed to slap people when they tell a lie. He decided to try it out at dinner one evening. While making conversation with family at the dinner table, the father asks his son, "What'd you do after school today?" The son tells his dad that he did his homework. The robot slaps the boy! "Ok, Ok!", says the son. "I watched a movie at my buddy's house." The father asked, "What movie did you guys watch?" "Toy Story", replies his son. Bam, the robot slaps the kid's face again! "OK! We watched a porno." "A porno", says the dad. "I didn't know what a porno was at your age!" The robot slaps the guy across his face. The mother then chimes in and says, "Ha, that's YOUR son!" The robot turns and slaps her across her face. The robot has now been put up for sale.
A man who works with his hands is a laborer A man who works with his hands and his brain is a Craftsman A man who works with his hands, brain and his heart is an artist
A Pilot's Story "Once upon a time," a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"The princess said, "No!!!!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End
Police intelligence sources in California warn that radical Muslim terrorists are vowing to kill every US Citizen in Los Angeles. Police officials estimate the death toll could be as high as 19.
If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream.