OK, an old Navy buddy just sent a list of interesting thoughts. Here's the first one. "I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?"
I went to a school that was so small, they taught Sex Education and Driver Education in the same car.
I never called you stupid. But when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi and you asked if I was talking about the State or the river, it just kind of caught me off guard.
The morning after seeing the Packers beat the Seahawks, I saw this and had to share... Aaron Rogers to Russell Wilson: "Knock Knock"; Wilson replies, "Who's there?" Rogers..... "Owen"; Wilson..... "Owen who??" Rogers..... 0-2! :lol:
The federal government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles and Apache, Blackhawk, Kiowa and Lakota helicopters - and used the code name Geronimo on the assault that killed Usama Bin Laden, officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins. Really...!
I was at the bar the other night and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled out, "Hell, I know the whole damn alphabet!" Everyone laughed. Well, except for that one guy.
If you're a vegan who ran a marathon and got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?