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  1. TheModFather

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    I thought we were past that Scott... It was just that one time, I swear!
     
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    Overheard as I stepped out of the house: "My alone time is sometimes for your safety!"
     
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    But your scream was so memorable.......:biggrin5:
     
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    If you get a divorce in Louisiana, are you still cousins?
     
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    OK, an old Navy buddy just sent a list of interesting thoughts. Here's the first one.
    "I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand
    when someone asks, "Who does something like that?"
     
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    There's a fine line between, "Budding genius" and, "Just plain goofy".
     
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    Got in touch with my inner self today.........



    Last time I buy 1 ply toilet paper.
     
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    I went to a school that was so small, they taught Sex Education and Driver Education in the same car.
     
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    Racing.....the best way to convert money into noise.
     
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    One year after Trump is elected President.
     

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    ^^^^^now that's funny
     
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    I never called you stupid. But when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi and you asked if I was talking about the State or the river, it just kind of caught me off guard.
     
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    The morning after seeing the Packers beat the Seahawks, I saw this and had to share...

    Aaron Rogers to Russell Wilson:
    "Knock Knock"; Wilson replies, "Who's there?"

    Rogers..... "Owen"; Wilson..... "Owen who??"

    Rogers..... 0-2! :lol:
     
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    The federal government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles and Apache, Blackhawk, Kiowa and Lakota helicopters - and used the code name Geronimo on the assault that killed Usama Bin Laden, officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins.

    Really...!
     
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    I was at the bar the other night and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?"
    I yelled out, "Hell, I know the whole damn alphabet!"
    Everyone laughed.

    Well, except for that one guy.
     
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    Used to be, women cooked like their mothers. Nowadays, they drink more like their fathers!
     
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    Anybody ever put a Laxative in Pot brownies just for Shift's & Giggles?
     
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    If you're a vegan who ran a marathon and got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
     
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    ^^^^^^^:lol::lol::lol::lol:^^^^^^^
     
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