Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

I'm not saying lets go out and kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying, let's remove all the warning labels and let the problems work themselves out.

 

We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we
never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed
without clothes.

 

This is really more discouraging than funny, but I had to share...

 

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by
the woman's husband.

 

Way off topic, guys!

This thread is for funny sayings, not politics.

 

Double negatives aren't not redundant.

 

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better now that I am going to the Jim every morning.

 

May the chocolate chips in all your cookies turn out to be raisins.

 

I was reading in the paper today, that a dwarf was pick pocketed by an unidentified thief while waiting for the bus. How could anyone stoop so low..... :frown2:

 

"A woman’s not always a woman but a good cigar is a horse of another feather. "

 

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by just looking at her hands. If she's holding a gun, she's probably pi$$ed at you.

 

If she's pointing your gun at you, and screaming "get out", it's probably a good idea to leave that state for a while...

Ask how I know...

 

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

 

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

 

Something to pass out to the next person trying to hand you one.

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way.
If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

 

^^^ How fitting to share this during these times...

 

Old is when getting a little action means you don't have to take your fibre today.