But for the truly profound and prosaic, anything uttered by Coach has to rank within the immortal realm.
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices for ale Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind was precisely the same but in braille.
A cop pulls over a new Corvette Z06. Cop, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver of Vette, "Because I let you."
Today former BBC Director Mark Thompson has gone on record saying the BBC should not have fired Top Gear host, Jeremy Clarkson. DUH
Sorry, but I can't help but to think that there must be repercussions if you physically assault a coworker. Popularity and job performance notwithstanding, you hit someone you need to be gone. My employer wouldn't tolerate it. Am unsure why folks are willing to make allowances for that type of unacceptable behavior in this instance. Sent using Tapatalk
This was in the UK and as far as here in the USA, we have all become too PC and a bunch of wimps. Many times during my day I want to give people high fives to the face. :lol:
Right after my Dad got out of the army, he got a job in advertising. He had never worked in an office before. There was one passive-aggressive coworker who played office politics and was always taking credit for things that Dad did. One day he had enough and punched his co-worker, the guy ran into the bosses office, thinking he would be safe there. He was wrong, Dad followed him into the office and beat the crap out of him right in front of the boss. Of course he was fired, but that's all that happened. Dad said it was worth it.
Dad: Son, allow me to offer my warmest congratulations. I am certain you will remember this day as the happiest in your life. Son: Thanks dad, but the wedding is tomorrow...! Dad: I know...........