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    #1721 Friskie, Aug 25, 2016
    We've got to stop saying "How stupid can people be?".
    Too many people are taking that as a challenge.
     
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    #1722 Firebro17, Aug 25, 2016
    You're absolutely correct. Its a growing phe-nom here in our Country. :frown2:
     
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    #1723 ScottinBend, Aug 26, 2016
    Some people don't know what a will is.......



    C'mon guys, it's a dead giveaway....!
     
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    #1724 Firebro17, Aug 27, 2016
    The fattest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
     
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    #1725 Firebro17, Sep 1, 2016
    Tequila. Have you hugged your toilet today?
     
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    #1726 ScottinBend, Sep 1, 2016
    Boss: Why aren't you working?

    Me: I didn't see you coming!
     
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    #1727 DneprDave, Sep 2, 2016
    Before Mcdonald's, I bet "Don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown." was a pretty hard and fast rule.
     
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    #1728 Firebro17, Sep 3, 2016
    Marijuana... A proud supporter of the nation's snack food industry.
     
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    #1729 ScottinBend, Sep 9, 2016
    Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it won't be a good time!
     
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    #1730 DneprDave, Sep 13, 2016
    Red neck fire alarm_zps01jp5ton.jpg
     
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    #1731 Dave.0, Sep 13, 2016
    Have you found Pokémon?

    FU Pokémon !
     
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    #1732 DneprDave, Sep 21, 2016
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    #1733 Minidave, Sep 21, 2016
    Red Forman said "That's not food, that's what food eats!
     
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    #1734 DneprDave, Sep 22, 2016
    Thank you for your order from, The Sex Shop.
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    Please select another product, that is our fire extinguisher.
     
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    #1735 Dave.0, Sep 22, 2016
    ^^^^^ :lol:
     
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    #1736 DneprDave, Sep 28, 2016
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    #1737 DneprDave, Oct 18, 2016
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    #1738 ScottinBend, Oct 20, 2016
    I am not one to brag......


    But I made it out of bed today.
     
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    #1739 DneprDave, Nov 5, 2016
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    #1740 minirab, Nov 5, 2016
    That's a happy couple!
     
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