Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things that were left behind by those who got there first.

 

If I get there first, I'll mark the place with an X. If you get there first, you erase it.

 

"You underestimate my ability to dislike people." -me

 

Flashlight: A cylindrical case designed for holding dead batteries.

 

I promise honey this is the last mod I am doing to my MINI.. :aureola:

 

Gasoline is getting more expensive because transporting it costs more when it gets more expensive.

 

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

 

I don't mind a parasite, but I object to a cut-rate one.

(Rick - Casablanca)

 

New Year's resolution? No, they create unrealistic expectations.

 

In keeping with the time of the year:

"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times."
Mark Twain

 

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

 

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
**Burma-Shave**

 

Ah yes Burma Shave signs....

The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave

 

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.