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  1. Johngo

    Johngo New Member
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    #21 Johngo, Jul 29, 2010
    Not only that, whales have sex there... And they have a lot of, well, you know!

    :eek6: :cornut:
     
  2. BlimeyCabrio

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    #22 BlimeyCabrio, Jul 29, 2010
    A lot of "little swimmers"

    Hmmm. If an Ostritch egg is so big compared to a regular egg, I wonder if a whale "little swimmer" is about the size of a minnow... That would be cool.

    In fact, maybe that's where minnows cum from.
     
  3. Johngo

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    #23 Johngo, Jul 29, 2010

    :frown2::D
     
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    #24 Metalman, Jul 29, 2010
    Ah man, don't say that. Now I know why it's salty.:cryin:

    Or so they say!
     
  5. Jabbles

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    #25 Jabbles, Jul 29, 2010
    We are getting a little off topic here, but some people think beluga caviar is beluga whale ovaries.
     
  6. BlimeyCabrio

    BlimeyCabrio Oscar Goldman of MINIs
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    #26 BlimeyCabrio, Jul 29, 2010
    Off Topic? My threads NEVER go off topic. Never.
     
  7. minimark

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    #27 minimark, Jul 29, 2010
    **READER BEWARE**

    You have now entered the "Blimeyzone"... :()
     
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    #28 BThayer23, Jul 29, 2010
    Fun fact: the average sperm whale ejaculates 2,000 gallons at a time.

    I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter how big the little swimmers are, you better hope he's nowhere near your beach.
     
  9. Johngo

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    #29 Johngo, Jul 29, 2010
    And they are worried about a billion gallons of oil? The whales are probably THANKING them for the lube...
     
  10. Justa Jim

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    #30 Justa Jim, Jul 29, 2010
    ROFLMAO.

    Jim
     
  11. BlimeyCabrio

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    #31 BlimeyCabrio, Jul 29, 2010
    :lol:
     
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    #32 Nathan, Jul 29, 2010
    Its a Myth

    See THAT'S Why the Ocean Is So Salty! - Urban Legends
     
  13. lotsie

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    #33 lotsie, Jul 29, 2010
    W.C. Fields said he never drank water, because fish fornicate in water.

    He used the other f word:lol:

    Mark
     
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    #34 old81, Jul 29, 2010
    lube and beach, that must be a BP advertisement. :arf:

    This thread went from wasp to off-topic nicely. :D

    Don
     
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    #35 agranger, Jul 30, 2010
    Speaking of insects and MINIs, this guy was on my side view mirror this morning.
     

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    #36 BlimeyCabrio, Jul 31, 2010
    Wasn't me Mom! Katie did it!
     
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