Back in the day my buddy and I would be out working on our cars till about a million o'clock in the am, we'd get tired and go in for some milk and cookies - (we we're just 16 then) We'd pour a nice tall cold one and open a fresh package of cookies. In a little while we'd be low on milk but have plenty of cookies - so it was back to the fridge to top off the white whine, of course, before we'd finish that glass we'd run out of cookies, so it was back to the kitchen for another pack.......it's a wonder I don't weight 300 lbs (Ooops, just remembered, my buddy does!) :eek6:
Ok, if now I do have a conundrum, similar to the "tree falling in woods" dilemma... If Ozzy bites the head off a bat, and kisses Sharon after the concert, does that affect Sharon's kosherness? And what if Sharon kisses Gene after kissing Ozzy, what are the implications there? Or what if Gene kisses Ozzy? Shouldn't Billy Joel be involved in this scenario somehow?
Alright, the milk and cereal issue isn't the BIG thing in my book...it's just the cereal thing. You see, the Doc has put me on a strict diet and the only cereal that I can now eat tastes so bad that I'm considering throwing out the cereal and eating the box, just to improve the taste.:cryin:
Sounds to me it's time to find a new breakfast...may I suggest bagels and lox. Caution, you always run out of cream cheese with 1/2 a bagel left. And tossing in the third variable of lox. oy vey...
Actually, you only need to buy four packs of dogs and three packs of buns. Then you only need to eat 24 hot dogs before they go bad. As for the milk and cereall conundrum, give the extra milk to the cat and put orange juice on the Captain Crunch. Don't have a cat? Get one. Better to have a cat than a conundrum. You can't pet a conundrum, they don't like it.
When I run out of milk, I substitute Zaino Z2 polish. (I only add ZFX if I a eating Boo-Berry) That way I've solved the cereal, milk and detailing problems. Beer problems? What's that? I'm still trying to finish my beer from the MOTD brewswap. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
I've got another one!!!! I ALWAYS go through my hair conditioner before the shampoo is done. So I either have to go for a while w/o conditioner, or I have to buy another bottle of it and then the shampoo runs out before it and it's a whole, vicious hair cycle!!!!!!! :mad2:
Why think small? Go for the whole trifecta, Old spice bodywash/shampoo/conditioner in a single bottle. That's what I use at the gym. Of course, your hair feels like a brillo pad, and your skin like sandpaper (I won't mention what it does to other body parts, but suffice it to say it's reminiscent of the bat meat weiners we were pontificating about earlier), but no shampoo/conditioner conundrum, so it's worth it. As an added bonus, the stuff removes rust, kills crabgrass without damaging your lawn, and, in a pinch, can be used as a chemotherapeutic agent if your local hospital is running low.
I wouldn't mind shaving my head...... the hubby??? Eh...not so much :lol: I alos don't have the hotdog problem.... the one's I buy come in packs of 8... but I buy kosher chicken hotdogs