We came oh so close to improving the gene pool right there.... Soooooo close....
Next time maybe he will be successful in thinning it....
Good luck buddy...
I'm friends with two hilarious brothers. One of them announced proudly that his wife was expecting, the other one said, "There's my brother, polluting the gene pool!"
Nate, I was in your general vicinity, between Cleveland and Toledo a few weeks ago, and on the opposite side of the the highway, there was some old, very large dude, pants and underwear down to his knees, taking a leak in front of his car. Both my wife and I were trying to point it out to each other, but no words would come out we were both so stunned...She couldn't get a picture in time.
Why, oh why, did he have to have them down to his knees? And why couldn't he have gone to the side of the car, to hide the whole process? I still have retinal damage from the sun reflecting off the moon...
Later that same day, in a Cracker Barrel off the highway, I helped a lady in the foyer with another lady who had just stolen her purse.
^^^ Those people are from Florida.... They were just passin through....
And the old large dude was just markin the side of the road so he could find his way back again...
Hate too say it...
If the genepool keeps going downhill (somehow faster than breeding, could it be all the pot?!), we are all going the have to buy dash cams...
Then the Russian mini club can start a thread..."why Americans have dash cams".
Americans will never compare. Nothing is ever going to be as good as bad Russian drivers. It's the combination of the country's true first generation of drivers (hey, it's only been in the past two decades that a common man could own a car there) fueled with other people who are just beginning to understand what being a pedestrian means + vodka. It's a winning combination that won't likely ever be topped.
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