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AAH, I guess you're right. Now to get the 2 .50 cal BAR's mounted under the headlights, 4 rockets bolted to the subframe, and 2 big machetes mounted to the rear view mirrors. Also, a 50 gal oil drum rigged to release to slow any followers. And I can still drive the Dragon---WOOHOO

 

:cornut: BARs are .30cal gas operated air cooled magazine fed Browning Automatic Rifles . Browning .50cal are the M2 Browning heavy machine guns recoil operated belt fed both water or air cooled. A small point. I agree with your ideas though.:yikes::yikes: I've got twin forward swivel mounted optically aimed FLIR sighted .30cal mini guns @ 3k rds/min tracer, armor piercing, and ball ammo. Ironball radar absorbent paint with radar(flares and chaff) and IR counter measures. Rear aimed silicone road surface sprayers. Internally my standard combat kit, ham radio with antenna assortment, body armor , food, and my Boxer/Lab mix best friend Jack. However, having been around the block several times with MINI concerning factory recalls and especially substandard work/parts/design by MINIs subcontractors' on the 07-08 R56s(I still have MINI Margi and I'll keep her forever), I think that I can handle most anything.:mad5::mad2: I also live in rural suburban Texas/Oklahoma and have my hides mapped and plotted with long approaches and good water sources(for drinking and navigation).:lol:opcorn:opcorn:

 

You forgot the MRE's, or C-rations if there are any left.

 

:cornut: Meal Ready to Eat/MRE. That's 3 lies in one sentence.:lol::lol:

Jason

 

:cornut: The last time that I saw C rations(um Yummy with Ramen or rice, a 'grass hopper stove', and Tabasco sauce[courtesy of a USMC MGen{the owner}] was Jun-Nov 1972 at Ft Polk, La. Also called Ft Puke, Lousyana where there is no gravity as the whole place sucks. The drill sergeants told us that La. had Coral snakes, elapidae species with neurotoxic venom for which there was no antitoxin available(in 1972). "But" they said, " just remain calm, sit down in the shade, put your head between your legs, and kiss your arse goodbye." or in another rendition, "give your soul to God as your arse belongs to Jake(army slang for snake).":yikes::yikes::devil::lol:

Jason

 

They have come a long way since replacing the C rat. My favorite will always be the Gorilla Cooking. Two cookies glued together and covered with something that was suppose to resemble chocolate and last for eternity. With PB it was like eating a crunchy stale Reese's PB Cup :wink: