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Should have gotten in front of her and given a nice little jab to your brake pedal and make the idiot wear her lunch... I had some fun doing that to the in-car make up appliers when I used to sit in it every day. Awww, did I make you smear you mascara? Poor thing... :devil:

 

:cornut: Some time this year she'll buy a MINI and be at The Dragon next year.

Jason

 

On the wrong side of the dub yellow, of course...

 

Noodles as road food, that's crazy. Everyone knows egg rolls are the best Chinese road food. She musta been a rookie. :crazy:

 

These noodles aren't going to eat themselves!

 

My most memorable Rush Hour Moron was a woman who was driving in the LH lane, weaving, and not really paying attention. Because she was folding her laundry. In traffic.

Unreal.

 

I once saw a sweet young thing change her top while zoming down the interstate. I damned near crashed watching her instead of the road. :devil:

 

:cornut:Once upon a time years ago, I was in an Army convoy(deuce and a half trucks) heading from White Sands Range,NM to Cloud Croft,NM for ski training. We noticed that most of the cars with female passengers were proudly lifting their blouses and bras and flashing us. WOW! I think that I'll have to move to Cloud Croft when I get out(runs through my mind).All of a sudden the entire convoy pulls off onto the shoulder and stops. Every soldier hits the bushes for natures call as we notice the Battalian Sergeant Major running to the last truck in the convoy. He returns to the lead vehicle carrying a confiscated sign from the last truck that says 'SHOW US YOUR T#TS.' It was simply amazing how many Ladies were willing to lift the spirits of a few soldiers(maybe the Green Beret head gear helped,who knows).

Jason

 

Sometimes I long for our old communal frat car. It was bought for $500 and for 2 cases of beer the seller turned it into a convertable. We cut bleach bottles into Vs and inserted in the grill and named it Jaws. We also wrote "No collision insurance, and we don't care" on one side. In other words stay clear. Cars like that were ideal for the 'love tap' on the brakes for annoying drivers. :lol:

 

Jason I flashed no sign. Good idea though..... :cornut:

 

What are you complaining about??????????

At least she was only eating and she was not """TEXTING"""

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-----------She could have been doing both.------------

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Well if she does I hope she's eating an egg roll..... :crazy:

 

:cornut: SOOOOOOOO.....................she'll be texting/eating noodles/eating an egg roll/ folding her laundry all while in the on coming lane at speed. HMMM..............doesn't sound good.ut:

Jason