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It is encouraging to read all these glowing reports about this fabulous company. I'm very interested in their world's finest carbon fiber wings. I understand they are made out of the highest quality genuine vinyl carbon fiber. I can't decide whether I need just the rear wing, or I should get the front and middle wings as well. Just how much lift do I need? I have a R69 MCS Coupe. Tell me what I should do with my MINI?

 

welllll

actually the wing itself is really really nice C/F---the mounting arrangement is the lowest grade of crap we could find in China.....ooops did i say that out loud or only think it?? anyway, once you get it installed (good luck with that!) it will be so big that passing traffic on the freeway, especially 18 wheelers will have you changing lanes no matter how hard you hang onto the wheel! YOure gonna love it!!

 

That wing is just a knock-off of my design



You'll be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he gets out of jail.

 

Which was just a redesign of ours(which looks better in BRG IMOP)
Ours uses only hydroponically grown carbon fibre, and no fibre is not misspelled, just the more international spelling. Plus, ours, I say ours because I now have family in the business, comes with a front splitter.

Your lawyer can get in touch with ours, he is 2 cells down.

Mark

 

Your hood scoop is a knock-off of my design. My lawyer have already spoken to your lawyer over breakfast. They have settled the issue. You now owe me a carton of cigarettes and two books of stamps.

 

See, told ya.

Mark

 

My design uses cardboard fiber which is much better, except in the rain.

 

I don't get this thread either, but it's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

 

If you don't get it, it may be time to start looking for a Yugo, or maybe a Yaris.

This thread touches all the bases, and may soon be required reading, we have ways of knowing if you've read the guidelines, for all members.

Mark

 

See, there ya go again, the cardboard was our idea, it can be hand molded by the end user for any kind of weather conditions. Plus ours can use any cardboard you would put in the recycle box, just make sure you remove any of those plastic windows, they tend to rattle.

Mark

 

How dare you insult me in such a mannor. Mark, how'd you find out I owned a Yugo? Shish :lol:

 

I'll throw you a little something but you might need to wash your hands afterwards..

 

Ok have your fun.

I am not commenting on this thread again until I say something else.

 

UCSV is a fine and prestigious institution, I myself majored in soda and carbonated beverage handling and transport with a minor in pop culture.

 

cct1, they care, they just don't express it well. They sure sound like they are interested in your bunghole.

Mark

 

I hear you also need to purchase bunghole lube but they don't offer that themselves so you'll need to go to a different supplier for that. They insist it works dry and that's the only way to go but IMO it just doesn't seem right, a lot of them leak if you aren't gentle so beware.

 

Soapy water works

Mark