Women ARE better...

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  1. SNEEEZY - Erika

    SNEEEZY - Erika M/A Wrenchin' Babe!
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    #2 Firebro17, Jan 13, 2012
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    :skep: Only after a guy has had a few of these... maybe. :beer

    I know for a fact, aside from the self inflicted accidents I have been involved in, every time I have been hit or had a butt puckering near miss, you guessed it, the sweet smell of perfume was behind the other wheel.

    Just dumb luck, I'm sure. :lol:
     
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    It says women are 27 percent less likely than men to cause auto accidents.

    I call BS! I think women are 27% MORE likely to be the cause of an accident.

    Ever come up to a 4 way stop sign intersection? I swear if four women arrived at the same time no one would ever move again - they'd all die there waving for the other one to go first!

    I haven't read the whole study, but does it take into account how many more miles a year men drive than women? Does it cut across all age groups?

    Ever watch a women trying to find a parking spot in a lot? maybe this one? No, wait that one looks closer to the door. No, wait, there's someone about to put their stuff in the trunk. No wait.......

    Ever see women pull onto a busy hiway? Drive down the on-ramp at 30 mph then get to the end, panic and STOP? Or simply pull out because, after all, she had her signal on.....

    Ever see a woman texting, talking on the phone, trying to find the right exit while driving 45 mph in the left lane of a major hiway while yelling at the kids all the way in the back of the SUV while trying to swat them at the same time?

    Ever see a woman swerving thru three lanes of rush hour morning traffic while jabbing her eye with a mascarra brush and steering with her knees?

    Ever see a man do any of this?

    I'm sure we men HAVE more accidents than women, partly because we do more of the driving, and partly because we're trying to figure out what the hell that woman's going to do next, and get the hell out of her way!

    Most women are tentative, timid, indicisive and sometimes downright afraid behind the wheel - and this behavior is what cause accidents - just becasue they cluelessly drive off damage free leaving the carnage behind doesn't mean they don't cause accidents.

    A girl friend of mine once pointed out that most women are taught to drive by men - fathers, brothers, grandpa's, uncles, driving instructors etc. her unspoken conclusion was that women drive the way they do because men taught them to - I disagree, no man ever taught a woman to do any of the behaviors I mentioned above, and see on a daily basis.
     
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    Some women must have done that study !

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    I say the study results were biased once the Arab countries were added to the tally. And lets face it. If women are the better drivers, it is most likely because a man tought them how to drive. :devil:
     
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    Oh man... Jinky, now you've done it.....

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  7. Crashton

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    I love women & if they want to be better drivers it is all right with me. Feel the love ladies. :goaljnky
     
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    I'm sorry boys, but I have to say I drive better and more safely than most you do. I was taught to drive defensively, always looking for where some crazy idiot was going to drive over me. I don't put make up on in the car, nor do I cluelessly drive in the wrong lane. I've been driving 20 years and have NEVER had an accident. The only car injury was when the damn deer ran into my nearly stopped GP!!! Oh, and my mother taught me to drive! So I have to say it . . . STFU!
     
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    Wow man. Kinda harsh ending there. Take a powder... :D
     

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