Fardel... A slow release of gas that happens under certain conditions where you want to remain incognito.... For example: In crowded elevators, standing in line waiting to buy any new Apple product, meeting your new in-laws for the first time, falling into the gorilla pit at the zoo....
^^^ Also known as the one cheek sneak. I say let it go & immediately blame your wife. If she is not there blame the one standing next to you. :yesnod: