Two young women were hiking in the Scottish highlands and came across a Scotsman napping under a tree. One woman said to the other, " I wonder if it is true that Scotsmen don't wear underwear." and she lifted his kilt to see and found that they do not. The other young woman suggested that they leave something behind to show that they were there and she took a blue ribbon from her hair and tied it around the Scotsman's member.
On awakening, the Scotsman found the ribbon and said to himself, " I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"
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