You may have a MINI problem if...

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  1. Rae

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    When your staff are asked to list 12 things about you: MINI ownership is the first on the list.
    When you come in on Monday and your co-workers ask "What did you do with your MINI this weekend?"
     
  2. Tigger

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    Where's the like button around here?
     
  3. whutfun

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    Need to add this one from my wife, Jane related to her Mini - Whutfun

    If you pat your Mini on the bonnet when you park it in the garage at night and say good night baby .... you might have a Mini problem
     
  4. Firebro17

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    Guilty as Charged...
     
  5. CHKMINI

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    When you see another MINI in traffic and can't understand why you don't know the owner.....c'mon it's another MINI owner, I thought I knew all of them :biggrin5:
     
  6. T8rChick

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    If you've ever patted her on the speedo and said "thanks" when she tells you it's 37 degrees...
     
  7. Tigger

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    When you apologize to the MINI for hitting a pot hole, but ignore your passenger about it. (husbands seem to get worked up over that)
     
  8. Crashton

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    I always say thanks honey I know it's cold. :wink:
     
  9. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: If you've ever been arrested for lewd behavior with your MINI which had 'fish net stockings' over the wheels, a 'pink bow' on the antenna and a tube of 'K-Y' next to the open gas cap.:devil::ihih:

    Jason
     
  10. Firebro17

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    ^^^^^ That IS Obsessive! ^^^^^

    Any photos?
     
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    If you watch the Italian Job every time its on, you might have a MINI problem.
     
  12. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: If you've ever reported your neighbor to Child Protective Services because they wouldn't wash their MINI:lol::lol::lol::lol::Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
  13. Kikimowse

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    If you leave a night light on in the garage so the MINIs won't to be afraid of the dark, particularly if they hear a strange noise. Sweet dreams little ones.
     
  14. Firebro17

    Firebro17 Dazed, but not Confused
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    ^^^^^ Guilty of this, but for other purposes too. ^^^^^
     
  15. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: Ours is a car port and I do leave the motion detector light on for Mini Margi. Raleigh(90lbs of Rottie/Lab) and I always go out to check on Margi at bed time and for Raleigh to do his thing. He has NEVER lifted his leg on Margi's tires, amazing, he knows.:Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
  16. KittyMini

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    I run my fingers lightly over his bonnet and say goodnight to him :Thumbsup:
     
  17. CHKMINI

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    When I die I want to come back as a MINI:D
     

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