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Getting on an elevator and the operator asking you what floor?

 

Pen pals.

 

The new ones just arent the same!

 

Your house key was a skeleton key.

 

And you carried it around your neck on a piece of string.

 

Watching Desert Storm on the Television.

 

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

 

Sat and watched the test pattern.

 

But Bunny Rabbit was a rabbit ... sort of

 

Yer older'n dirt if you forgot that Ma and Pa Kettle movies aren't as rollicky funny as you think you remember them.

 

How many still walkin' and talkin' besides this'un ever cranked 2 long and 1 short for central? The line poles out to the home place were stripped down crooked old red cedar tree trunks.

 

These are making a comeback. Hipsters like a real Barber, but dang it gets expensive.

 

If you gave the guy a .10 cent tip for shining your shoes.

 

Nice thing about no hair. No need for the barber shop. No shampoo cost. No worries about it going gray. No bad hair days either.