Fun & Games You're Older Than Dirt If You Remember....

When Jesus wore the first model of Birkenstocks.

 

Single speed, coaster brake, 50lb Schwinn bicycle

 

I've got a Lava Lamp sitting right beside my restored Fisher 500-B tube receiver!

 

The "Diskwasher" with the red bottle of fluid and cleaning brush stored in the big wooden handle.

(Inspired by the turntable pmsummer.)

 

When the starter button was on the floor.

 

When adjustable suspension meant a lever on the dash that tightened the leather and metal plate dampers.

 

When "Active Engine Management" was a lever on the steering column that advanced and retarded the ignition.


...even I'm not that old. ;-)

 

When having "air bags" installed in your car might refer to your wife and her mother.

 

I picked up two new tubes just the other day... 700x28.

 

A little lever that stuck out of the B-pillar to alert trailing vehicles that you were planning on making a turn.

 

4/60 air conditioning.

 

Trafficators!

 

I thought they were called semaphores

 

.....nah that would be semicolonphores.

 

Semicolonphores are used when you slow down & roll through; (like that) when you come to a full stop you use perioddities...

 

:biggrin5:

 

And at the end of a long screech ending in a bang...
you arrive at the exclamation point.
(oof)

 

When you were a kid and you used bad language it was ok for your Mother to put a bar of Ivory soap in your mouth.

 

When you were a kid and you used bad language it was ok for your mother to rip off your arm and beat you with the bloody end, with no intervention from the police, DCFS, or any politically correct organizations.

 

It was also ok for your friends parents to punish you also.