How about using about 12 extra numbers to dial a long distance phone call to get a discount from using a third party....
You're Older Than Dirt If You Remember.... when old farts were always older than you. Like police officers, old farts seem to be very young these days.
If you had 'bragging rights' because your car got over 10 miles per gallon. (Might be a repeat. If so - sorry. After all, I'm older than dirt.)